Extracted from the UK CAA GASIL (general aviation safety info leaflet) Dec 1991:
Lady Radar Controller: "Can I turn you on at 7 miles?" Airline Captain: "Madam, you can try."
Pilot: "Golf Juliet Whiskey, request instructions for takeoff" Persons unknown: "Open the throttle smoothly, check temperatures and pressures rising, keep the aircraft straight using ....."
Student pilot (who forgot to ask for surface wind) "Please pass wind"
Lost student pilot: "Unknown airport with Cessna 150 circling overhead, identify yourself."
Tower: "Alpha Charlie, climb to 4000 ft for noise abatement"
Aircraft: "How can I possibly be creating excess noise at 2000 ft?"
Tower: "At 4000 ft you will miss the twin coming at you at 2000 ft, and that is bound to avoid one hell of a racket".