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    Groucho Marx
    • Classification: General

    Extracted from the UK CAA GASIL (general aviation safety info leaflet) Dec 1991:

     


    Lady Radar Controller: "Can I turn you on at 7 miles?" Airline Captain: "Madam, you can try." 


    Pilot: "Golf Juliet Whiskey, request instructions for takeoff" Persons unknown: "Open the throttle smoothly, check temperatures and pressures rising, keep the aircraft straight using ....."


    Student pilot (who forgot to ask for surface wind) "Please pass wind" 


    Lost student pilot: "Unknown airport with Cessna 150 circling overhead, identify yourself." 


    Tower: "Alpha Charlie, climb to 4000 ft for noise abatement"
    Aircraft: "How can I possibly be creating excess noise at 2000 ft?"
    Tower: "At 4000 ft you will miss the twin coming at you at 2000 ft, and that is bound to avoid one hell of a racket".



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